15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
All I am in life is a cat bed